Sunday, July 29, 2007

Me! Me! Me! (Guest Blog)


Hi! Hi! Hi! It’s me, Fox! Doggin bloggin! Got Rafe’s pass word, for Thin Mints! They sed there’s questions! I answer!

!. Your age?
Fox: 2 snows? 4? 1?

2. Your age when you came to live with your people?
Fox: 2 snows? 4? 1? Not tellin! Stray Cat Secret!

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
Fox: No color! No collar!

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
Fox: Visitor lady! [neighbor Moni]

5. How much do you weigh?
Fox: 2 bags of flour

6. Most expensive thing you’ve every chewed up?
Fox: Can food! Every day!

7. Do you like other Dogs?
Fox: If nice! Love dogs!

8. Who is your best non-human friend?
Fox: Kyzer!

9. Squeaky toys or tennis balls?
Fox: Too big! No

10. Do you like to be brushed?
Fox: Yes okay

11. Peanut Butter or cheese?
Fox: Cheese, specially with macs!

12. Do you people cut your toenails?
Fox: No! Well, yes

13. Any formal education?
Fox: Cats dont have school, born with wisdom from Egypt!

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
Fox: Yes! Yes!

15. Five nicknames your people call you:
Fox: Foxy, Foxberry, Billy, Scoundrel, Fluffyboi

16. What is your best trick?
Fox: Diggin snakes from box! [getting dog leashes out of basket]

17. Do you like kitties?
Fox: Yes, fun!

18. What did you have for breakfast?
Fox: Chickin Can Food and smidge venison from dogs

19. Can you hunt (i.e. have you ever killed anything)?
Fox: Yes! No body saw. I can jump! High!

20. When and why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
Fox: While ago. So I could ride in a box in the car

21. Where do you sleep at night?
Fox: Best on bed! Feather soft!

22. Do you like to swim?
Fox: Get wet?

23. Can you make puppies?
Fox: Why?

24. Do you give kisses?
Fox: No. I give a bath if I want

25. Can you potty on command?
Fox: Why?

26. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
Fox: No cuzzing! I am proper polite!

Ciao!

7 comments:

Sparky said...

Haha, I enjoyed reading that. You sound a lot like the evil cat that lives in my house.

Sparky

Ginger said...

Hi Fox,

Very pleased to meet you! You sound like a lot of fun...I think...not sure if I like kitties.

Ginger

JustMeCopper said...

Very pleased to meet you. Your picture is very funny.

The Army of Four said...

Hey Fox! You are such a cool kitty! I wish we could hang out together!
Play bows,
Zim

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

You sound like one excitable cat.

Cubby said...

Hi Cat!

Mr.Kim/Mick Bright Kim said...

HI FOX I GOT THE CONFUSED.