Monday, April 09, 2007

DNN Headline News

My fellow Dogizens

This is Pippin Noodle Moy reporting from Ann Arbor, MI. I've just been handed the opposable thumbs for the next few minutes. Not time for a real newscast, but just enough time for important headlines from Dog News Network:

DNN Headline News

1. Rafe and Fox Double Caper means Thin Mints for All
2. Pippin reaches new Heights sending Pee-mail
3. Kyzer makes it through Big Block Walk unscathed
4. In Landslide, Tansy wins Easter Bark-a-thon and Well-Deserved Bone
5. "Portrait of the Pouter as a Young Dog" author Hamish Braeburn Moy gives Exclusive DNN Interview
6. Person makes Homemade dog Cookies, Dogs eat
7. Fox dumps Junk Basket not once but Five Times before Moved
8. Renzo sleeps in People's Bed and lives to Tell
9. Set Clocks: Agility Class ends this Week
10. Spring Squirrels Require New Tactics and Vigilance. Report soon.


Maximillian the Valliant said...

Hmmm, so how does one go about getting the human to make dog cookies? Does it take cunning? manipulation? subterfuge? I think I would like home made dog cookies.


Oscar's mummy and daddy said...

There's lots going on wehre you are! Nice to get a round up of your news guys.

Oscar x

The Army of Four said...

I think we need all the "rest of the stories"!!!!!!
I hope Rafe didn't get sick from the mints.
Homemade cookies? Mmmm!

Shmoo said...

I think the cat set Rafe up, it was all a plot. The cat needs to taste a bit of the claw for that sneaky trick. Never look a gift cat in the mouth (unless its in your mouth).